one of ours just ate SIX giant costco muffins while i was upstairs checking email.  she likely would have devoured all TWELVE had adam not walked in the door.  she is now twice as wide as she was an hour ago.  the second labrahoover was kind enough to lick up the crumbs for her.

my favorite jessie-inhaling-something-she-shouldn't-be-inhaling story is when i came home from a restaurant job years ago with a fabulous dinner i was really excited about.  i took two minutes to say hello to my neighbor and POOF.  there was no evidence of its existence.

and then there was the time...

share your favorite pets stealing your food/eating your shoes story here please.